Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
