Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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