Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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