My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
