check it out our google latitudes are spooning
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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