If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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