I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
