Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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