careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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