this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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