She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.