I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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