I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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