can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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