East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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