I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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