I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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