well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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