dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
