If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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