My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD