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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  you were grabbing cocks left and right

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  you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"

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  You should've introduced yourself

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it

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• (631): View more from New York

  I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.

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