Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.