How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
love makes seman taste better
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.