When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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