Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's shark week go big or go home
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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