Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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