Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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