Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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