Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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