but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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