he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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