If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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