Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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