thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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