Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel