the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...