She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.