Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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