i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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