They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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