as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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