are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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