If i come over, it means nothing
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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