How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
True strength comes from lack of pants
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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