You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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