I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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