do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Less talking, more tequila
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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