she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my sisters under your porch take her home
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I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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