New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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