Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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