Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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