Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Still dying that you shit outside
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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