the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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