I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
