Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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