the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
tell me about the fingering
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