They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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