We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm always down for nudity.
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