Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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