I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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